Category: Dallas Cowboys

Pacman - a real asset to Dallas…

18 January, 2008 (14:13) | Dallas Cowboys | By: Phil Ayres

Boy did I love hearing this….

Appearing in a video shot by rollingout.com, Jones responds to a question about where he will be in 2-3 years.
“Hopefully 2 Pro Bowls. Hopefully I can get out of Tennessee. I want to go to Dallas,’’ Jones said. “So we’ll see how it goes and I am just going to keep my head up.” It’s unclear when the video was shot, though it’s believed it was filmed several months ago and was just posted on the site. Rollingout.com is an UrbanStyle weekly serving the African American community. Jones appears in the video wearing a t-shirt and holding a microphone.

Ah, yes, I am sure that he will be a fine addition to the thug
tradition in the Big D… Tank Johnson, TO, Deion, Irvin… ah, yes…
carrying on that fine Cowboy tradition of being “America’s [Thug] Team”.

TO’s return to Philly this weekend….

1 November, 2007 (07:10) | Philadelphia Eagles, Dallas Cowboys | By: Phil Ayres

Sayeth TO….

“They still love me, I don’t care what they say,” Owens said. “Those
boos, they ain’t really boos, man. There’s a lot of love in those boos. They
ain’t got no choice but to boo me because I’m on the other side. I guarantee you
if I were to get traded to the Eagles right now, they would love me. …

Really, are you sure those aren’t boos?  Wow, you were the worst teammate ever.  I tend to think the boos are … well…. boos.

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Romo signs 6-year deal

29 October, 2007 (19:07) | Dallas Cowboys | By: Phil Ayres

So, Tony Romo has agreed to a six-year, $67 million deal.  Alas, the Cowboys have a franchise QB.  For years, I thought that they forgot their formula.  Romo is the first QB that they have had since Aikman.  Kudos to them on getting Romo signed.

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Tank Johnson is a Cowboy

19 September, 2007 (06:19) | Dallas Cowboys | By: Phil Ayres

Wow, this is great… the highly benevolent Jerry Jones (God bless him for his wonderful acts.) is at it, again… reaching out to the troubled and broken… and he has been so nice as to take Tank Johnson into the Cowboy fold.

On a radio show in Dallas, yesterday, Jerry the Saint said that “the organization changed to equip itself for better players with troubled pasts.”  Is this something new… or has this been in place since Irvin was there…. who will they take in next?  Perhaps, Pac-man…. or perhaps the great dog killer, Vick?

You never know where Saint Jerry will strike next.  In fact, Dallas may not even need to participate in the draft… I am sure they can pick up enough free agents on parole… hey, is Ray Carouth still in jail?

Lovie going to the Big D?

24 January, 2007 (05:42) | Dallas Cowboys, Chicago Bears, General | By: Phil Ayres

Alright, rumors have now surfacing that Dallas is targeting Lovie Smith for the job in Dallas. Look, it is just not going to happen. Lovie would be dumb to leave his situation in Dallas to go play with Jerry’s kids. If he wants more money, now, certainly, he can negotiate a more lucrative deal.

At this point, I think that Dallas would be well-advised to go after Jim Mora. That would be a good move for them.

Parcells is out … a.k.a. should never have been there to begin with

22 January, 2007 (12:55) | Dallas Cowboys, General | By: Phil Ayres

Let’s rewind the clock… a Hall of Fame coach goes back and coaches a Jerry Jones team. Hmmmmm??? I never imagined why he would agree to do it (other than the money was pretty good). But, Parcells just never was Parcells in the Big D. It is like he didn’t give a shit. You go back and talk to his players from the Jets, Pats, or Giants days … and they are like “who the hell is this guy?”… hugging on players…. not chewing ass.

In retrospect, though, Dallas is a little bit ahead of where they were in the Dave Campo era… maybe. Hey, they can always go hire Denny Green. Right? Remember, Jerry said that it was between Parcells and the eternally shitty, Denny Green. And, they were equally qualified. (though I can’t see it - since Parcells will go to Canton and … well… Denny Green couldn’t coach my high school’s team). So, problem solved, right Jere, you loser? Hire Denny, and watch your team go further into the shitter. And, remember the lesson from the Yankees, with all the money in the world, you can’t buy heart.