Category: Tennessee Titans

Pac Man Jones … a wrestler???

30 July, 2007 (11:48) | General, Tennessee Titans | By: Phil Ayres

Well, I guess it was bound to happen. Oh, how far Professional wrestling has sunk. When I was a kid, I remember it as a little more respectable… Jimmy “Superfly” Snuke, Junk Yard Dog, Big John Stud. But, this is a new low – even for wrestling… Apparently, Pac Man Jones of the Tennessee Titans is considering a career in wrestling.

Perhaps, they can teach him lessons that the NFL cannot. Well, probably not. But, still, he might be surrounded by people “more like him”. And, for that reason, maybe, it is a good thing.

Those Big Dots Will Mess You Up, Man

20 June, 2007 (14:12) | General, General Stupidity, PacMan Jones, Should Have Seen This Coming, Tennessee Titans | By: Grafton

PacMan Arrested

Stop me if you’ve heard this one before: PacMan Jones walks into a (strip) club, and the night ends in gunshots. Well, this time, despite the lack of a paralyzed bouncer, Pac-Man is being charged with criminal coercion. Legally, such a thing is defined as:

Coercion is the practice of compelling a person to involuntarily behave in a certain way (whether through action or inaction) by use of threats, intimidation or some other form of pressure or force. Coercion may typically involve the actual infliction of physical or psychological harm in order to enhance the credibility of a threat. The threat of further harm may then lead to the cooperation or obedience of the person being coerced.

So there you go. I’m no lawyer, but it seems that for him to get charged with this, someone had to LISTEN to what this guy was saying. They had to believe what he was saying was the truth. There’s about 53 guys with less credibility than him, and they’re known as the Cincinnati Bengals. I’d like to blame PacMan for this, but his friends are even worse. A female friend was charged with felony assault with a deadly weapon, for attacking club employees with a chair. I’d like to make a number of jokes here, but this is just sad.

On the plus side, we haven’t heard from Ricky Williams in awhile, so…we’ve got that going for us, which is nice.