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Robbie Gould becomes highest paid waste of money

Phil Ayres — Tue, 13 May 2008 17:12:15 +0000

Are you kidding? $15.5 million for 5 years with a $4.25 million signing bonus for a kicker???? Are you kidding me? Given, he is a good kicker - no doubt. But, is any kicker worth that much money? Miss two HUGE kicks and see how many people want to keep him. Why don’t the Bears take the money they are paying their kicker and go get a Quarterback?

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Pacman - a real asset to Dallas…

Phil Ayres — Fri, 18 Jan 2008 21:13:12 +0000

Boy did I love hearing this….

Appearing in a video shot by rollingout.com, Jones responds to a question about where he will be in 2-3 years.
“Hopefully 2 Pro Bowls. Hopefully I can get out of Tennessee. I want to go to Dallas,’’ Jones said. “So we’ll see how it goes and I am just going to keep my head up.” It’s unclear when the video was shot, though it’s believed it was filmed several months ago and was just posted on the site. Rollingout.com is an UrbanStyle weekly serving the African American community. Jones appears in the video wearing a t-shirt and holding a microphone.

Ah, yes, I am sure that he will be a fine addition to the thug
tradition in the Big D… Tank Johnson, TO, Deion, Irvin… ah, yes…
carrying on that fine Cowboy tradition of being “America’s [Thug] Team”.

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The NFL Network debacle

Phil Ayres — Mon, 24 Dec 2007 15:42:16 +0000

So, next week, the Pats and the Giants are playing in, perhaps, the biggest game of the year… but, most of the country will not be able to watch it?!?!!! Are you kidding me?

In today’s NY Post, Peter Lauria reports
that NFL commissioner Roger Goodell sent a letter yesterday to Time
Warner Cable chief Glenn Britt, proposing a baseball-style,
third-party, binding arbitration process to settle their differences.
(To recap: The NFL Network wants to be placed on a basic-cable tier,
offering a huge audience. But cable companies think it should go on a
digital tier, where a self-selecting audience would cover the
subscription fees.) TWC’s boss shot back, saying he’d happily air the
network on a digital tier for free, or offer the NFL a pay-per-view
channel to charge its own fans. Ouch.

So, maybe, they will be able to work out their problems, eventually… but, until they do, the average American football fan gets screwed, while corporate America bickers.

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So, I guess that’s the end for Vick

Phil Ayres — Mon, 10 Dec 2007 19:12:25 +0000

So talented… too bad… no doubt this is the end of him as a serious athlete. At best, he will play again when he is 30 years old… but, is any team really willing to take a chance on him… for a running QB with a 79 QB rating? I doubt it. He never was really good… and was ALways more hype than a good QB. Given that his running skills will be sub-par in a few years… I think this is the end of the road for Vick… maybe, the Cowboys will give him a chance… they will take on any felon, won’t they?

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The Bears are terrible

Phil Ayres — Fri, 07 Dec 2007 14:38:12 +0000

Did anyone watch that ridiculous atrocity last night? How does a team go from so good to so bad in one year? Amazingly, it happens quite a bit. And, how about the QB situation? I was sooooo confident that they would come up with someone in the off-season… and they ended up with those jokers? Are you kidding me? I have decided the perfect new Bears QB is McNabb. Think about it… Philly is ready to get rid of him… the city of Philadelphia hates him. And, I think he would fit into the Bears offense (or lack thereof) perfectly. Mark my words… McNabb will be in a Bears uniform next year.

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E-mails from Santa

Phil Ayres — Thu, 06 Dec 2007 16:39:28 +0000

If your kiddos want to get an e-mail from Santa, check this out.

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Ricky Williams is BACK!

Phil Ayres — Wed, 14 Nov 2007 21:49:47 +0000

Quick everyone … to the waiver wire… Ricky Williams has been re-instated by the NFL. Not… I don’t care how gimped out my team was …. I wouldn’t take this loser into the fold.

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Crazed Packers fan grabs some crotch!!!!

Phil Ayres — Wed, 14 Nov 2007 18:51:23 +0000

This just ain’t right!

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A very naughty boy spanked on his birthday

Phil Ayres — Thu, 08 Nov 2007 20:19:56 +0000

This was hysterical……

A teenage schoolboy was pulled around his classroom on a lead and spanked by a stripper after a birthday surprise blunder.The pupil’s mum had ordered an agency to give her son a “surprise”
on his 16th birthday - and the teacher had even agreed to film the
prank.But it all went wrong when the unnamed company sent a
stripper dressed as a policewoman instead of a “gorillagram” - in what
it called a booking error.One witness told reporters: “She asked
the lad to stand up, which he did, and told him he had been a very
naughty boy because he hadn’t been doing his homework.”Then she put on some Britney Spears music and got out a collar and lead from her bag and told him to put them on.”

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A sad day, indeed, for wrestling

Phil Ayres — Mon, 05 Nov 2007 23:01:55 +0000

the Fabulous Moolah has passed away… and if you don’t know who that is… you probably don’t know who Jimmy the Superfly Snuka or the Junkyard Dog are, either.

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