E-mails from Santa

6 December, 2007 (09:39) | NFL | By: Phil Ayres

If your kiddos want to get an e-mail from Santa, check this out.

Ricky Williams is BACK!

14 November, 2007 (14:49) | Miami Dolphins | By: Phil Ayres

Quick everyone … to the waiver wire… Ricky Williams has been re-instated by the NFL.  Not… I don’t care how gimped out my team was …. I wouldn’t take this loser into the fold.

Crazed Packers fan grabs some crotch!!!!

14 November, 2007 (11:51) | Green Bay Packers | By: Phil Ayres

This just ain’t right!

A very naughty boy spanked on his birthday

8 November, 2007 (13:19) | NFL | By: Phil Ayres

This was hysterical……

A teenage schoolboy was pulled around his classroom on a lead and spanked by a stripper after a birthday surprise blunder.The pupil’s mum had ordered an agency to give her son a “surprise”
on his 16th birthday – and the teacher had even agreed to film the
prank.But it all went wrong when the unnamed company sent a
stripper dressed as a policewoman instead of a “gorillagram” – in what
it called a booking error.One witness told reporters: “She asked
the lad to stand up, which he did, and told him he had been a very
naughty boy because he hadn’t been doing his homework.”Then she put on some Britney Spears music and got out a collar and lead from her bag and told him to put them on.”

A sad day, indeed, for wrestling

5 November, 2007 (16:01) | NFL | By: Phil Ayres

the Fabulous Moolah has passed away… and if you don’t know who that is… you probably don’t know who Jimmy the Superfly Snuka or the Junkyard Dog are, either.

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TO’s return to Philly this weekend….

1 November, 2007 (07:10) | Dallas Cowboys, Philadelphia Eagles | By: Phil Ayres

Sayeth TO….

“They still love me, I don’t care what they say,” Owens said. “Those
boos, they ain’t really boos, man. There’s a lot of love in those boos. They
ain’t got no choice but to boo me because I’m on the other side. I guarantee you
if I were to get traded to the Eagles right now, they would love me. …

Really, are you sure those aren’t boos?  Wow, you were the worst teammate ever.  I tend to think the boos are … well…. boos.

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Favre never fails to amaze me

30 October, 2007 (06:18) | NFL | By: Phil Ayres

I couldn’t believe … actually, I could… that he did it, again.

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Romo signs 6-year deal

29 October, 2007 (19:07) | Dallas Cowboys | By: Phil Ayres

So, Tony Romo has agreed to a six-year, $67 million deal.  Alas, the Cowboys have a franchise QB.  For years, I thought that they forgot their formula.  Romo is the first QB that they have had since Aikman.  Kudos to them on getting Romo signed.

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Are the Pats the best team – EVER????

28 October, 2007 (20:19) | Indianapolis Colts, Miami Dolphins, New England Patriots, Washington Redskins | By: Phil Ayres

I usually laugh when people say things like this… but, after this week, we just have to ask… are the Pats the best team in history?  After the 52-7 win over the ‘Skins and the dismantling of the Dolphins, it just seems to me that these guys are that much better than everyone else…. and, yes, I know what you are saying… it is the Dolphins and the Redskins… but, seriously, you have to wonder.

However, they will have their one true test of the season next week against the Colts.  If they get past these guys, well, they are are going all the way… all the way to the AFC Championship – where the Pats will, yet again, meet the Colts.  Who knows what will happen at that point in the season.  Last year, I would have given the Pats the nod in that game – given the Colts’ tendency to blow such games in the past… but, as the reigning champion … who knows how that game will go down?  I just can’t wait to see how this drama will play out, this season.

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Adrian Peterson – the most dominant back since LT

15 October, 2007 (19:39) | Minnesota Vikings | By: Phil Ayres

Wow, I have to say, I totally missed this one… I generally have a policy in fantasy.  I stay away from rookie running backs.  It just seems to me that they are way too succeptible to injury…and, well, they typically underperform…. I do recall how I won a league LT’s rookie year after his break-out weeks #1 and 2… but, that’s another story.

Forward the clock to 2007… I stayed away from Peterson… and boy am I sorry… 5 100 yd+  games – and, well, what he did to the Bears yesterday was simply wrong.  So, do you think he will be a top five pick next year?  I would say … more than likely.  His rookie status is not the only reason I stayed away from him… I just don’t typically buy into the Vikings running game.  This is, generally, a good policy… just not this season.