Tank Johnson is a Cowboy

19 September, 2007 (06:19) | Dallas Cowboys | By: Phil Ayres

Wow, this is great… the highly benevolent Jerry Jones (God bless him for his wonderful acts.) is at it, again… reaching out to the troubled and broken… and he has been so nice as to take Tank Johnson into the Cowboy fold.

On a radio show in Dallas, yesterday, Jerry the Saint said that “the organization changed to equip itself for better players with troubled pasts.”  Is this something new… or has this been in place since Irvin was there…. who will they take in next?  Perhaps, Pac-man…. or perhaps the great dog killer, Vick?

You never know where Saint Jerry will strike next.  In fact, Dallas may not even need to participate in the draft… I am sure they can pick up enough free agents on parole… hey, is Ray Carouth still in jail?

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